Grab and Keel

I’ll just say it. We’ve done better at housekeeping than now. I gave up beating myself about it, because I’ve had other things on my mind, like traveling daily a hundred miles or more for my job, or spending time on my business or the myriad other things that must get shoved into too little time.

However, occasionally someone in our family finds it; a couple slices of bread, an english muffin, left still wrapped and forlorn after a month’s sojourn in the cupboard.

I buy only brown, I buy mostly organic. Yet there it sits, still soft and not a speckling of mold. SOMETHING IS WRONG!

Is this a metaphor? 

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